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Metabolize to Freedom Mug
Metabolize to Freedom Mug
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Metabolize to Freedom Mug

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Metabolize to Freedom (MTF) is a low-key way of saying you’re letting a drunk person sober up before they can leave the ER. Whatever you keep in this thing until you can go home is up to you.

• Ceramic
• Dishwasher and microwave safe

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09/07/2021
Nicole N.
United States United States

Belle of the ED

If you play by “Price is Right” rules, then this mug guarantees you’ll win. When the ED attendings ask where you got your mug and ask “what’s really in there?” …Well, you can raise one eyebrow and your middle finger to JCAHO while you sip your 15th cup of coffee at your computer while continuing to monitor the patient you swear you saw at the bar last night. Amateur.